Crap ASCII from me to you

diary spivak

Thu, 12 May 2005 06:24:31 GMT

     boo hoo
      ____        _____
   ` //oo\\ '    /____/|
 `   /(--)\\ '  |diary||
    .  \/  \    ||___|||
    ()    ())   |_____|/)
   (  (  ---   /::::::/()
    (   |chi| |`-----' |
     () |ps | |        |
    /__\/__\  |________|

       diary_spivak


 _________________________    _________________________
/ diary_spivak  3/28/2002 \  / diary_spivak  4/ 3/2005 \
|by ASS-key_Artist      #1|  |by ASS-key_Artist      #2|
|-------------------------|  |-------------------------|
| I love you | u r teh sux|  | f**k you     / What's   |
| Makonan   / \ and I hate|  |motherf***ing| with this |
|\_________/   \___ yu0!!!|  |s**theads!!  | shift-8   |
| |  ____        \ \_____/|  |     |       |encryption?|
| \ //oo\\          /..\\ |  |     |        \__________|
|  //|--|\\        /\- |\ |  |____/         --  /      |
|   /*\/*\          /\/'\ |  |   ||        |o \\       |
|  /* *  *\         \/\  ||  |   ||        |- \\       |
|  ()* * ()         /  \()|  |___/__      /\\\\ \(|    |
\___\*__*/__________|_____/  \___|::|____|*_*__*_\|____/
/ Boo hoo hoo, I'll never \  /   Everyone knows what   \
| see her again. I'm      |  | they're saying anyway.  |
|\__________leaving Lambda|  |   I shall send this     |
|`\ /`oo'\ '\   forever.  |  | ignoramus an indignant  |
|` /`|--|`\  \ *munch*    |  |\  flame!  ______ _______|
| ` /*\/---'' \_ *munch*  |  | \________> //oo\\       |
|  /o *|chi|    \________/|  |           //|--|\\      |
|  ()* |ps()              |  |         () /*\/*\       |
\___\*__---_______________/  \_________\_\*_*__*\______/
/ Well, time to log in as \  / STFU N00B.      _______ \
| a guest and jerk off  _/|  |UR TYP1N6 15    /       \|
|\ in this coat. ______/  |  | T3H SU><0R.   | ehehhee |
| \_____________/ _____   |  |L0LL3RC4U5T.    \_______/|
| \ //oo\\       /____/|  |  |    |             |      |
|  //|<>|\\     |lamb-||  |  |____/        --  /       |
|   /*\/*\_     |daMOO||  |  |   ||       |o \\        |
|  /* *  /\c\   |_____|/) |  |   ||       |= \\        |
|  ()* * ()cc\ /::::::/() |  |___/_ ____ /\\\\ \(|     |
\___\*__*/_c||_`-----'____/  \___|:<____|*_*__*_\|_____/

Pichuuuuuuuu

Sun, 03 Apr 2005 08:19:27 GMT

I was going to put diary_spivak here but I couldn't find it. I did, however, find this.

  /\      /\
 //\\    //\\
|| ||____|| ||
 \\        //
 | _(o  o)_ |
 |(_) __ (_)|
  \___\/___/
 (_/ \/\/ \_)
   |      |- \
   `______' \_\
    /_||_\

Comic Remix

Sat, 02 Apr 2005 06:28:24 GMT

I haven't posted at all this year so here's the remake of comic #3 by "Rupomy"

 ____________________________________________________________________________
| ASS-key Comix #4                             by ASS-key_Artist and Rupomy  |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|            | Mutie, how did Old |o|| It started as an idea...              |
|  \_|_|_|_/  \ Hat Comics start? |o| \________________________/             |
|  /       \   `--------..--------'o|   \_|_|_/      |  Well, duh, everything|
|  |( .  .)|      /|^^|\/    ooo\###|  \/     |       \__starts as an idea._/|
| (|    |  |)   o  `__'  o     oo|##| -|    (.|                  \|//---     |
|   \  -- /     \`-'  `-'/       |##|  | c    \ .----------.      / ^ \\\    |
|    `. .'       `-.  .-'        |##|  |     ( <  I'm       \      <   \\\   |
|   ,-'-`--.       |__|         /###|   \   /  _| hungry.    |      >   \\\  |
|__/________\_____/___|________/####|___.|_|.__ \___________/________`. |____|
| __      ______       /  We're both so     \      __________  / Very sly,   |
||  \    ////\/\\\    /   misunderstood.     \    / But it's \ | sneaking RL |
||  ||  //// \ \\\   /  Nobody seems to +get  \  | Art, Man!  | \ info into  |
| >-<  //| /\/\ |\\ -  the point+ of the lego  | `------. .--'   `--fanfic--'|
|(   \//(|      |)\ /\   animations! They      /    .-- |/         ._..|/    |
| \   \//| ---- |\\/  \ think it's mere smut. /    //^|            |(.|      |
|  \   \  \`--'/  /    \_____________________/    //\<              \<       |
|   \   `--`--'--'   /                    |  nn     /'__.          /_'       |
|    \              /          7/27/2000  | =..=    `---'          \\|       |
\_____\____________/______________________^ (__)/___|_'_____________||______/

prak for peace

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 02:46:57 GMT

This one didn't come out too great, but someone on *anon wanted it quickly.

      _
     | |            _
  ___| |__  _   _ _| |_    _   _ ____
 /___)  _ \| | | (_   _)  | | | |  _ \
|___ | | | | |_| | | |_   | |_| | |_| |
(___/|_| |_|____/   \__)  |____/|  __( )
                                |_|  |/
   _____                     _        _____
 .'.___.`.                  | |     .'.___.`.
| / | | \ |____   ____ _____| |  _ | / | | \ |
| | | | | |  _ \ / ___|____ | |_/ )| | | | | |
| |/| |\| | |_| | |   / ___ |  _ (\| |/| |\| |
`.`/| |\'.'  __/|_|   \_____|_| \_)`.`/| |\'.'
  `_____'  _|                        `_____'

a slightly better one:

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 .'.   .`.
| ' | | ` |
| |/| |\| |
`.'/| |\'.'
  `_____'

shut up, spivak

Sat, 18 Dec 2004 09:05:27 GMT

Something I made up in a couple seconds. (Not the text, that's Figlet)

      _
     | |            _
  ___| |__  _   _ _| |_    _   _ ____
 /___)  _ \| | | (_   _)  | | | |  _ \
|___ | | | | |_| | | |_   | |_| | |_| |
(___/|_| |_|____/   \__)  |____/|  __( )
                                |_|  |/
  _____             _            _     ___||__
 /. . .\  ___ _ __ (_)_   ____ _| | __|_______|
mmmmmmmmm/ __| '_ \| \ \ / / _` | |/ / \     /
=========\__ \ |_) | |\ V / (_| |   <  |=====|
 \_____/ |___/ .__/|_| \_/ \__,_|_|\_\ |_____|
             |_|

ASS-key Comix

Sat, 18 Dec 2004 08:19:58 GMT

One of my old comic strips. Don't expect regular updates on this as you can see by the dates.

 ____________________________________________________________________________
| ASS-key Comix #1                                         by ASS-key_Artist |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|    \_|_|_/   _____________.   C cc-c-c-     |  \_|_|_|_/      /  Nah,    \ |
|   \/     |- /I really need | CcC/---c-c-    |  /       \      | I'm not   ||
|  -|    (.| |something to do|   |`,'c-c--c-c |  | (. .) |      | *THAT*    ||
|   | c    \ |with my time._/`  (      c--c   | (|   u   |)     |pathetic...||
|   |     ( --------------'      \    j |-c-  |   \  o  /  -----\__________/ |
|    \   /  _________________/__. =     -cc-  |    `. ,'                     |
|     |_|  /Why not take up ASCII| `-,_/      |   ,-'-`--.                   |
|    /  \  `_. comic drawing?   /  ,-' `_     |  /_      _\                  |
|            \_________________/              |  | |SPAM| |          7/8/97  |
 \____________________________________________^_____________________________/

 ____________________________________________________________________________
| ASS-key Comix #2                                         by ASS-key_Artist |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|    _._._..|You're doing  |                       |What kind of pathetic  \ |
|   .______/  WHAT?_______/___________________     | hobby is that? ASCII   \|
|  ./| __  \  ___/Drawing ASCII comics.       \__  |  artists are the lowest |
|  .. c  (@))/  |   I guess I finally gave in... ) |  form of life! How could|
|  \      _/   <\_______________________________/  | anyone raise such a    /|
|   |    (_      \_|_|_/   || o  || ||-==-| |      |\   failure? __________/ |
|    \    /     \/     |   ||`Y' || ||   o| |      | \___ / ____ ____ \      |
|   \=====/    -|    (.|   ||_M__|| ||[] o| |      |      ,--(@)-(@)--.      |
|  //     |\    | c    \  _|______|/ |____|/       |     (      _     )      |
| ( |     |(/    \    (  /uuuuuu/  /               |      \    ___    /      |
| \ |     |/ _____|__|  /uuucTT) /7                |       |  (___)  |       |
|  \|    /' |#####\( \--___-/ /  -                 |        \        /       |
|___|____|__|#####|_\/_______/_____________________|_______\==========/______|
| / Well, uh.. you are my \ | \_`_`_`` Er uh, right... um, carry on. |___/ | |
| `                dad...  '| /     `\ \____________________________/-==-| | |
|  \_\_|_|_|_/____________/ | (@)-.  ` /                  ||  , || ||-==-| | |
|    /       \ /`__'        | \   )  `            \ \ \   ||(>-<|| ||   o| | |
|    | (. .) |  |..|     _  |  --    '     \_|_|_/ \ \ \  ||____|| ||[] o| | |
|   (|   u   |) >--<---_'   |   \___/      |     \  ,  `__'______|/ |____|/  |
|     \  o  /   `c__c_/____ |  \=====/     |.)   |_(___|..|____     /        |
|       . ,     /_________/||  /    |      /    )| (___>--< uu/   /7         |
|    _,_'_`__.  |||||||||||||  ||   |      `_    / \)) \))./u/tap    9/9/97  |
\___|/________\_||||||||||||^__||___|________|__|___uuuuuuuu/__tap__________/


 ____________________________________________________________________________
| ASS-key Comix #3                                         by ASS-key_Artist |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|            | Hey, ASCII kid!   \oo|| So what? |    / I figured if you were |
|  \_|_|_|_/  \ It's been a while.|o| \________/     |  making a comic strip,|
|  /       \   `--------..--------'o|   \_|_|_/      |  you'd need character |
|  |( .  .)|      /|^^|\/    ooo\###|  \/     |       \______ideas._________/|
| (|    |  |)   o  `__'  o     oo|##| -|    (.|                  \|//---     |
|   \  -- /     \`-'  `-'/       |##|  | c    \ .----------.      / ^ \\\    |
|    `. .'       `-.  .-'        |##|  |     ( <  Well...   \      <   \\\   |
|   ,-'-`--.       |__|         /###|   \   /  _| like what?        >   \\\  |
|__/________\_____/___|________/####|___.|_|.__ \___________/________`. |____|
| __      ______       /  Like ME! Don't I  \      __________  /  Go away.   |
||  \    ////\/\\\    / have just the CUTEST \    /  C'mon,  \ | You frighten|
||  ||  //// \ \\\   /  face? Lots of people  \  | please???? | \    me.     |
| >-<  //| /\/\ |\\ -  draw their smiley faces | `------. .--'   `-----. .--'|
|(   \//(|      |)\ /\ like me. I'd be a hit!  /    .-- |/         ._..|/    |
| \   \//| ---- |\\/  \ Come on! Draw me, ME! /    //^|            |(.|      |
|  \   \  \`--'/  /   /\_____________________/    //\<              \<       |
|   \   `--`--'--'   /                    |  nn     /'__.          /_'       |
|    \              /          7/27/2000  | =..=    `---'          \\|       |
\_____\____________/______________________^ (__)/___|_'_____________||______/